http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner en-us Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:56:46 -0700 Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:25:21 -0700 BlogCFC http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d31-Vice-President-Dick-Cheney-Interrogators-Violated-Protocols-Okay-By-Him?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here  VICE PRESIDENT Vice President Dick Cheney says anything U.S. interrogators did to obtain intelligence, even if it violated protocols is okay by him. Geez, Cheney, you swore to “uphold the Cons... Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:25:21 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d31-Vice-President-Dick-Cheney-Interrogators-Violated-Protocols-Okay-By-Him?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d28-Natalie-Portman-Hip-Hop-Kelly-Osborne-Thong-Underwear?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here  NATALIE  Actress Natalie Portman says she really loves listening to extremely obscene hip-hop lyrics. Think I'll call her "Nasty-Nastalie-Portman." Don Imus is calling her a nasty-hea... Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:17:11 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d28-Natalie-Portman-Hip-Hop-Kelly-Osborne-Thong-Underwear?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d28-Ted-Kennedy-Casket-in-Boston?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here FRIDAY HEADLINE On Friday, after a thousand people had filed past the coffin of Ted Kennedy the day before, and a thousand more that day, the Associated Press ran a headline that read, "Hundreds File... Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:15:13 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d28-Ted-Kennedy-Casket-in-Boston?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d27-Glen-Beck-Joe-Biden-Townhall-Meetings-On-Healthcare?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner RASMUSSEN   I finally figured out why Fox News calls them “Rasmussen” polls. Because Bill O’Reilly yanks the numbers right out of his “Rass.”   TOWN HALL   Well, another Second Amendment moron showed up at... Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:36:27 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d27-Glen-Beck-Joe-Biden-Townhall-Meetings-On-Healthcare?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d27-Townhall-Glen-Beck-and-Rudy?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner  RASMUSSEN I finally figured out why Fox News calls them “Rasmussen” polls. Because Bill O’Reilly yanks the numbers right out of his “Rass.” TOWN HALL Well, another Second Amendment moron showed up at... Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:10:50 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d27-Townhall-Glen-Beck-and-Rudy?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d27-Michael-Jacksons-Doctor-and-Propofol?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here WACKO JACKO Michael Jackson’s physician claims Jackson referred to Propofol, the drug that killed him, as “milk.” It’s time for fans to get over the King of Pop’s passing. Re... Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:32:08 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d27-Michael-Jacksons-Doctor-and-Propofol?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d26-Ted-Kennedy-Dies?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here KENNEDY DIES Senator Edward M. “Teddy” Kennedy has died at 77. President Obama has announced that he’s sending Bill Clinton to Hell to try and bring Teddy back... ADD, KENNEDY DIES&... Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:48:42 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d26-Ted-Kennedy-Dies?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d26-Star-Trek-Cologne?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here STAR TREK  Three new scents of cologne inspired by "Star Trek" are on the market, 'Tiberius,' "Red Shirt' and 'Pon Farr'. A scent called 'Cardassian' was dropped because it smelled like Car... Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:29:02 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d26-Star-Trek-Cologne?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d25-Fires-In-Greece-Nurse-Shortage-in-Utah?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit hereFIRES IN GREECE Ancient structures are threatened by sprawling wildfires in Greece. Hey, how do you separate the firemen from the fireboys in Greece? With a high pressure hose, of course! NURSE SHORTAGE&nb... Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:59:40 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d25-Fires-In-Greece-Nurse-Shortage-in-Utah?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d25-Obama-and-Family-in-Marthas-Vineyard?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here OBAMA President Barack Obama and his family are vacationing in Martha's Vineyard, very near to where Spike Lee has a vacation home. Obama has already done the 'right' thing by proposing to drop the health... Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:57:17 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d25-Obama-and-Family-in-Marthas-Vineyard?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d5-Prince-Philip-and-Kourtney-Kardashian?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here PRINCE PHILIP Britain's 88-year-old Prince Philip is in hot water. At a recent garden party in London's Buckingham Palace, the Prince made derogatory remarks about a man's beard right to the guy's face. I... Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:32:18 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d24-Prince-Philip-and-Kourtney-Kardashian?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d24-Healthcare-Debate-and-Hurricane-Bill?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here  MORE PRINCE OF DARKNESS Conservative political columnist Robert Novak died Tuesday in Washington at the age of 78. I heard somewhere that he died of wood poisoning...from the stake in his heart.&nbs... Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:28:36 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d24-Healthcare-Debate-and-Hurricane-Bill?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d22-Lockerbie-Bomber-Freed-Heroes-Welcome-in-Libya?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit herePRINCE OF DARKNESS Conservative political columnist Robert Novak died of brain cancer Tuesday in Washington at the age of 78. That, and a wooden stake through the heart, will do it to ya' every time. LOCKE... Sat, 22 Aug 2009 13:15:28 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d22-Lockerbie-Bomber-Freed-Heroes-Welcome-in-Libya?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d22-Celine-Dion-Pregnant-As-is-Kourtney-Kardashian?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit hereCELINE An ecstatic Celine Dion has announced she’s pregnant again. You know what that means...she's now eating for one. BABS Barbra Streisand says she doesn’t recognize herself “in t... Sat, 22 Aug 2009 13:13:05 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d22-Celine-Dion-Pregnant-As-is-Kourtney-Kardashian?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d22-Iraq-Viloence-Cement-Barriers-Down-Bombings-Up-95-Killed?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here IRAQ Violence continues to ratchet up in Iraq after the cement barriers separating Shiite and Sunnis were removed. On Wednesday, 95 people were killed in a string of bombings and attacks across Baghdad. Y... Sat, 22 Aug 2009 13:09:06 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d22-Iraq-Viloence-Cement-Barriers-Down-Bombings-Up-95-Killed?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d22-Jeff-Goldblum-Dates-21-YearOld-Girl?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here JEFF 56-year-old Jeff Goldblum is dating a 21-year-old girl! "The Fly's" fly is in working order!   JESSICA Jessica Simpson is lobbying the producers of “American Idol&rdquo... Sat, 22 Aug 2009 13:06:06 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d22-Jeff-Goldblum-Dates-21-YearOld-Girl?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d22-Afghan-Elections-Karzai-Leads-Robert-Novak-Dies?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit hereRobert Novak CroaksRobert Novak died this week. Word is, he'll be sharing a room with Tony Snow, in the Lee Atwater wing of the Hotel Hell AFGHAN ELECTION Because of threats of violence from the Taliban, a... Sat, 22 Aug 2009 12:59:29 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d22-Afghan-Elections-Karzai-Leads-Robert-Novak-Dies?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d18-The-OReilly-Factor-Mark-Sanford-and-John-Edwards?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here  DNA Scientists in Israel said Tuesday that DNA evidence can easily be faked by police departments. Today, the Attorney General of Texas said, "I disagree. It's not easy." TALIBAN&nbsp... Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:33:05 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d18-The-OReilly-Factor-Mark-Sanford-and-John-Edwards?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d18-Paula-Abdul-Ugly-Betty?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here PAULA  Paula Abdul says the producers of "Ugly Betty" told her they had a part for her, but then changed their mind. ABC says there never was a part for Paula because the show isn't called &quot... Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:30:22 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d18-Paula-Abdul-Ugly-Betty?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d18-Afghan-Elections-Fingers-Stained-Purple-Heads-Chopped-Off?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner Insert photo caption or credit here  Afghan Elections The Afghan presidential election is Thursday, and voters will have their fingers stained with indelible purple ink. Now, the Taliban is threatening to chop the heads off anyone they... Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:35:59 -0700 http://www.examiner.com/x-10338-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m8d18-Afghan-Elections-Fingers-Stained-Purple-Heads-Chopped-Off?cid=exrss-Lewis-County-Political-Satire-Examiner