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				<title>Is there a diamond in your trick-or-treat bag?</title>				
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				Reeses, Lemonheads, M&amp;amp;Ms . . . and a diamond ring?Now that the Halloween festivities are over and kids everywhere are busy chowing down on their sugared bounty, an Ohio woman is trying to get the word out to trick-or-treaters in her neighborhood:...
				
				
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				<title>$150 Rubik&apos;s Cube to hit stores October 18th</title>				
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				Remember the Rubik&apos;s Cube?&amp;nbsp; That maddening, multicolored mechanical puzzle that was all the rage in the early 1980s?&amp;nbsp; Of course you do--unless, of course, &amp;nbsp;you&apos;re too young to have been around back then.The cube is back . . . with a 21...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:33:19 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>&apos;Sex degrees of separation calculator&apos; reveals how many you&apos;ve slept with</title>				
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				In a unique attempt to draw attention to the risk of sexually transmitted diseases, a British pharmacy chain has introduced its online &amp;quot;Sex Degrees of Separation&amp;quot; calculator.&amp;nbsp;Based on the principle of six degrees of separation,&amp;nbsp;wh...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:46:46 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Unhappy with your paltry eyelashes?  Help is on the way</title>				
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				Women--or men, for that matter--dejected over their lack of thick, lustrous lashes now have an alternative to blatantly fake, stick-on substitutes.&amp;nbsp; For the minimal cost of $120 a month, the pharmaceutical company Allergan offers a prescription ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:05:36 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Oh, my congealed arteries:  Deep-fried butter debuts at Texas State Fair</title>				
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				For some, the idea is downright repulsive.&amp;nbsp; For others, who are licking their lips and doubling&amp;nbsp;up on their cholesterol medications in anticipation, the news of Abel Gonzales&apos; latest culinary creation has them counting down the days until t...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:46:04 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Watch out people, the President wants to brainwash your kids . . .</title>				
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				. . . or at least that&apos;s what some&amp;nbsp;panicked&amp;nbsp;right-wing parents apparently believe.&amp;nbsp; Alarmed by&amp;nbsp;the news that President Obama is intending to broadcast a speech directed at the nation&apos;s children next Tuesday,&amp;nbsp;many of them&amp;nbsp...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:38:57 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Neener, neener:  My family pictures are more embarrassing than yours</title>				
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				Enormous feathered&amp;nbsp;hair,&amp;nbsp;shameless tattoos, half-closed eyes,&amp;nbsp;polyester lounge suits, goofy grins, awkward poses--sometimes family photos are more than embarrassing; they&apos;re downright mortifying.&amp;nbsp; What&apos;s the best&amp;nbsp;thing to do ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:53:05 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Move over Nadya Suleman--here comes &apos;Duodecamom&apos;</title>				
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				Thought no one would be able to top Nadya Suleman&apos;s feat of giving birth to eight babies at once?&amp;nbsp; Think again.The world was hoping it was a one-time fluke, but thanks to the wonders of fertility drugs, another mother&amp;nbsp;will likely bear an en...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:41:00 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Brad Pitt &amp; Angelina Jolie &apos;bombarded&apos; with hate mail</title>				
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				Why in the&amp;nbsp;world would&amp;nbsp;Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie&amp;nbsp;be deluged with hate mail?&amp;nbsp; And no, it&apos;s not just because they&apos;re beautiful.In addition to being fabulously weathly, talented, and popular, the famous superstar pair are also hum...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 07:47:23 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>New baby doll lets little girls &apos;breastfeed&apos; . . . just like mommy</title>				
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				Apparently, dolls that simply eat and cry and wet their diapers aren&apos;t realistic enough for&amp;nbsp;one&amp;nbsp;innovative toy maker.&amp;nbsp; The creators of&amp;nbsp;&amp;quot;Bebe Gloton,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Gluttonous Baby&amp;quot; in Spanish, have come up with a&amp;nbsp;ne...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 22:30:06 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Poll results:  Majority of Republicans believe Obama not born in USA</title>				
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				Come on, people!&amp;nbsp; This may very well be the same contingent that believes an army of little green men and women are intent on invading our great nation.&amp;nbsp; At the very least, it&apos;s an example of the same sort of unreasonable paranoia that&apos;s im...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:02:59 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>5-legged puppy saved from Coney Island animal freak show</title>				
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				It&apos;s hard to believe carnival freak shows that exploit nature&apos;s oddities are still around--but they are.&amp;nbsp; Just ask Lilly, a 5-legged chihuahua-terrier mix puppy who was lucky enough to be rescued from a Coney Island freak show by an animal-lovin...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:15:00 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>&apos;Mom, I&apos;m straight now--I swear!&apos;  Parents force son into dubious &apos;ex-gay&apos; therapy</title>				
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				Bryce Faulker was mustering up the courage to come out of the closet to his parents when his mother discovered e-mails to his boyfriend.&amp;nbsp; Faulkner, a 23-year-old pre-med student from Arkansas, knew his devoutly religious parents wouldn&apos;t take th...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:48:48 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Angered by sluggish service, Denver cop pulls gun on worker at Aurora McDonald&apos;s</title>				
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				A ravenously hungry and very impatient Denver police officer&amp;nbsp;has been suspended&amp;nbsp;for brandishing a gun at an Aurora&amp;nbsp;McDonald&apos;s employee, reportedly because his Big Mac and super-size fries were not served quickly enough.According to the...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:33:52 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Mom claims teen impregnated by stray sperm in swimming pool</title>				
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				Magdalena Kwiatkowska is absolutely certain her thirteen-year-old daughter is pregnant because of wayward sperm wafting about in the currents of an Egyptian&amp;nbsp;hotel&apos;s swimming pool.&amp;nbsp; She is so certain, in fact, that&amp;nbsp;her daughter&apos;s delica...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:05:00 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Pass the Krispy Kreme, please:  New study shows skinny people face earlier death</title>				
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				Everyone knows&amp;nbsp;that the obese are generally unhealthy, and most people would much rather be considered skinny than--god forbid--even a little&amp;nbsp;chunky.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;But some shocking new research&amp;nbsp;may be consolation for those of us who have...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:42:27 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Blacks &amp; hispanics, get lost:  Private pool tells minority children they&apos;re not welcome</title>				
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				As incredible and offensive as it sounds in this supposedly &amp;quot;enlightened&amp;quot; age, a private swim club in Pennsylvania&amp;nbsp;reportedly told a group of visiting minority children from a summer camp not to return.&amp;nbsp;Apparently,&amp;nbsp;The Creati...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:00:39 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Jackson family vs. Debbie Rowe:  Are Michael&apos;s kin poisoning his kids against their mom?</title>				
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				Even in death, the King of Pop is a source of morbid fascination and&amp;nbsp;seemingly endless scandals.&amp;nbsp; The most recent drama--the likely contentious battle&amp;nbsp;over custody of his three children--is only beginning to play itself out.In his will...
				
				
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				<category>Michael Jackson</category>
				
				<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:09:13 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>There goes the neighborhood:  Father, son packrats pile 42 tons of trash in front yard</title>				
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				There&apos;s an eyesore in every neighborhood.&amp;nbsp; Sometimes it&apos;s a&amp;nbsp;lawn overrun with gangly weeds and&amp;nbsp;unmown grass, or a house creatively&amp;nbsp;swathed in flaking turquoise paint.&amp;nbsp; Some offenders are merely run-of-the-mill packrats with o...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 07:50:53 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Family portrait swiped for life-sized grocery store advertisement</title>				
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				Imagine Danielle Smith&apos;s surprise when an old friend called her from the Czech Republic to say that an enormous version her family&apos;s Christmas card photo was adorning the window of a Czech grocery store.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Naturally, she didn&apos;t believe him ....
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:08:22 -0700</pubDate>
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