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				<title>Palin gets talk show, quits presidential run</title>				
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				Right wing media queen Sarah Palin may be forced to&amp;nbsp; announce a relatively lucrative talk show deal&amp;nbsp; at the conclusion of her book tour, ahead of the schedule she had set for herself. &amp;ldquo;It&apos;s a done deal,&amp;rdquo; Palin reportedly said on...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:34:36 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Royalties due for Guantanamo torture music</title>				
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				Several prominient muscians have filed a freedom of information act request to determine which songs were used to torture Guantanamo Bay detainees with through the use of volume, repetition and a series of political advertisements from the 2008 presi...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:20:11 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Unreleased Beatles EP out today</title>				
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				 Capitol Records&amp;nbsp; A bonus CD containing five songs recorded by the Beatles in 1979 in John Lennon&apos;s apartment will be part of the new remastered box set to be released today, ending a 30-year artistic and legal battle that kept the recording in ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:28:48 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Obama reveals true birthplace</title>				
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				The information about Barack Obama&apos;s true birthplace led to a bittersweet moment for the president&apos;s supporters: The good news is that he was, in fact, born in the United States. The bad news is that he was really born in Texas.During last year&apos;s cam...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:28:48 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Palin to star in &apos;Maverick&apos; remake</title>				
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				 Legend of the WestThe explanation for Sarah Palin&apos;s surprise resignation from the Alaska governorship is as simple as ABC--that is to say, the legislator-turned-actress had to commit immediately to appearing in a TV series that will appear on the ne...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:34:13 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Rush release for new Michael Jackson album</title>				
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				Associated PressThe new album from Michael Jackson will be available for download within a matter of days with a series of deluxe packages to follow, according to sources close to the late singer.&amp;quot;Michael was passionate about this project,&amp;quot;...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:19:03 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Woodstock tickets contain a big fat lie</title>				
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				The facsimile tickets included in the newly repackaged version of the Woodstock movie have a factual flaw, but its importance depends on your point of view.I lived in the town of Woodstock as a child, which is not where the festival was held. Still, ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:45:48 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Medical marijuana requirements expanded to include &apos;I miss the 1960s&apos;</title>				
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				The myriad ailments that are treatable with medicinal marijuana will expand greatly, as soon as a new policy document from the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) is published later this month, giving a whole new subset of patients an excus...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:00:40 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Medical Marijuana patient not guilty, wants his stuff back</title>				
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				By CHARLIE BERMANTPort Orchard Independent Staff Writer										 																 							May 21 2009, 1:05 PM 						 &amp;middot; UPDATED 					  					&amp;nbsp; 					 								 											A medical marijuana patient who was recently found not guilty of crimi...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 18:18:17 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Obama will nominate &apos;middle aged white guy&apos; to Supreme Court</title>				
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				ColorblindAny time a&amp;nbsp; Supreme Court justice steps down it sends shock waves through the nation, but the upcoming retirement of David Souter has elevated the political Richter Scale. It will be the first high court appointment from Barack Obama, ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 23:22:06 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Swine flu research derailed</title>				
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				Denise Mandeville 			  			COCHONEVILLE, FRANCE--A potentially groundbreaking interspecial communications experiment was derailed when the test animals reacted violently against human presence. And while there is no way to say for sure, the lost infor...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:03:08 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Franken in Senate, Coleman gets sitcom</title>				
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				 Franken lost the first debate, but bounced back  MINNEAPOLIS--Al Franken&apos;s &amp;quot;backup plan&amp;quot; in case he lost the race for the U.S. Senate will save his bacon regardless of the final election results, according to recent reports.Last year, Fran...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:09:38 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>24 switches networks, plans &apos;more extistential&apos; season</title>				
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				 Jack needs a nap.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; FOX TVThe eighth season of the real-time TV drama 24 will be unlike the first sev...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:08:35 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Facebook introduces A**book site, for &apos;anti-social networking&apos;</title>				
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				While the popular social networking website Facebook&apos;s popularity has exploded in recent months, it is missing a key element that could triple its popularity. So an offshoot project intended to rectify this will be introduced this week.The new produc...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:45:14 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Govt to declare latte cards as income, impose tax</title>				
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				Taxpayers will get a surprise while filling out their 1040s this year in the miscellaneous section, when they are asked to estimate exactly how many free coffees they received from latte stands and to declare these drinks as part of their income.&amp;quo...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:14:28 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Joe the Plumber, Octomom to marry</title>				
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				 Yessir, that&apos;s my babiesIn a move that elevates media whoredom to an unprecedented level, Joe the Plumber has announced that he will marry reproductive wonder Nadya Suleman and act as father for her fourteen children.&amp;quot;Nadya is a really sweet gi...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:00:54 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Obama goes too far on Tonight Show</title>				
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				Denise MandevilleThe majority of the American people already angry about President Barack Obama&apos;s constant television presence were sent into a fury on Thursday night, when the media-hogging chief executive invaded the Tonight Show and took up an ent...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:56:59 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Govt. to bail out music industry: It&apos;s too late to stop now.</title>				
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				Living on a thin lineA proposed plan to prop up the ailing music industry with Federal bailout money is back on track, after a board member unsuccessfully lobbied for certain exceptions to the new rules.&amp;quot;We are looking to eliminate all the unnec...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:54:39 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Manson ruined my life</title>				
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				&amp;nbsp; Too many people are paying attention to the release of a new picture of an aged Charles Manson, and that includes me for posting this story.&amp;nbsp; Creepy clairvoyant Charlie knows we are still looking, That&apos;s what keeps him alive. If we could ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:57:44 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Major newspapers may stop publication to save economy</title>				
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				Obama administration officials are meeting this weekend with the publishers of the 100 top daily newspapers, and will ask them to voluntarily suspend print publication until the economy rectifies itself.&amp;ldquo;We know this is a controversial proposal...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:18:04 -0700</pubDate>
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