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Cloris Leachman's affairs, married women who cheat and looking out for cougars

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 11:44:35 -0700

So if they had gotten married, would her name have beenCloris Leachman-Hackman?Wow. This ranks up there with that nude scene in Borat for mental images I could do without.Cloris Leachman is Firm in her Conversation that Get Shorty would be an Unforgi...

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Sun, 15 Mar 2009 14:47:07 -0700

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Lil Kim's Dancing with the Stars, drunk women aren't hot and your co-worker's out to get you

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:12:25 -0700

At the wrap party after last Thursday's taping of "The View."No way! Puking on my lap is totally hot!A study by the Psychology of Addictive Behaviors journal suggests guys aren't that into completely wasted chicks. Except for that creepy St...

Jason Mesnick's lameness, Megan Hauserman's lawsuit and FEMA sucks at prison, too

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 11:53:16 -0700

Publicity still for MTV's new reality series: Celebrities Throwing Drinks On Trampy HookersWhen Cougars AttackMegan Hauserman celebrates Square Root Day by suing Sharon Osbourne for straight up whopping her trailer-park ass on the pilot of the spin-o...

Love is good for your health, caffeine kills carp and Grand Theft Miley

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:16:58 -0700

Man she's friendly. Really, really, really, really friendly.Perhaps it's a causal relationshipA Rutgers study suggests overly friendly people hit it more often. I don't know about you, but I'm ALWAYS friendlier when I'm getting lucky.Well, that proba...

The most pierced woman, Ponzi and the Cunninghams and why you suck in bed

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:47:10 -0700

Good God, Steve. If you send her down my line, you can take this TSA job and shove it. Apparently, the only thing she matched up with on e-Harmony was a discarded "My friends went to Tuscon and all the brought me back was this crappy regifer...

It's a really Fat Tuesday, David Beckham's erectile controversy and inside George Dubya's brain

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:32:06 -0700

Randy Johnson's claims about how he got his nickname find new popularity in San Francisco.It's gotta be something in the waterRandy Johnson is looking to pick up where Barry Bonds left off. What is it that brings locker room cancers to the Bay?Wow. L...

The Octodoc's lies, Rihanna's post-beatup pic leak and how to tell if you're being cheated on

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:53:31 -0700

Wait...didn't that don't-squeeze-the-charmin-guy die?Do you know who Dr. Michael M. Kamrava is? Yeah neither does the University of IllinoisThe Octodoc cometh... but not from the college he said he did.Okay, so what's Kelis' excuse?Rihanna does not l...

Mickey Rourke's dog dies, hot girls in scary places and the chimp attack 911 call

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:39:43 -0700

Jacque's fashion editing career was cut tragically short whenhe reported spring's new hot look included ridiculous oversizedpolka-dot ties and chihuahua-shaped male handbags.It's okay, we took him to a big farm where he can run all over the place and...

Beverly Eckert's odds-defying tragedy, Margaret Cho hates Miley Cyrus and My Left Foot

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:01:27 -0700

Margaret Cho's Halloween costume: Asian Courtney LoveThe Wrath of ChoRemember a couple weeks ago when Miley Cyrus posed for a picture making a slant-eyed face and then everyone got really mad at her, so she apologized, but then it didn't sound very s...

Sex with Roberto Alomar is deadly, Salma Hayek's breastfeeding and Dr. Ruth is still alive?

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:30:50 -0700

The writing on the back of Stephanie's bowling shirt read, "Poor Sport Steph" for a reason.I know what you're thinking. "Is today Valentine's Day?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. B...

Kanye West is not gay, Chris Brown's crying over spilled milk and foxy tramps

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:39:25 -0700

Silently, Kanye vowed never to let Stevie Wonder design an outfit for him ever, ever again.Kanye, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even clos...

The new Chris Brown Workout, A-Rod's roid scandal and my furry Valentine

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:34:14 -0700

Yeah, ya see, what I do is, blind 'em with the shirt first, then, when they all discombopumalated and stuff, I slip in the left hook. They never see it coming.Moon is (black) and blue...Chris Brown allegedly gave Rhianna more than just a tongue-lashi...

Bernie Madoff's list, Miley Cyrus' bigotry and Nancy Pelosi's math problem

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:06:25 -0700

You see what I'm seeing, Scout? Someday, buddy, all of this, as far as the eye can see, will be covered with the same coffee store over and over and over again. And people will love it.How does one jack a horse?Red Dead Redemption is basically G...

Lindsay Lohan's new crash pad, Wells Fargo's cancelled Vegas trip and Kelly Clarkson isn't a lesbian

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 12:22:43 -0700

Emperor Palpatine's daughter hits the club scene.Her State Farm agent must be psychedLindsay Lohan's leasing a new crib in the Hollywood Hills so she and Samantha Ronson have a new place to break stuff in.And speaking of lesbians...Kelly Clarkson is ...

Christian Bale's blowup, Larry Flynt's bailout and some Barenaked Ladies

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 11:58:48 -0700

One word Larry: cash4gold.comWho knew the title was a double-entendre?Larry Flynt continues to try to extort a porn bailout from the feds for his Hustler empire. Freddie Mac on Mae's Fanny?Huh. Turns out American Psycho wasn't all that far off.Christ...

Angelina Jolie back with Billy Bob, Punxsutawney Phil's shadow and Tilted Kilt tarts

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 12:10:37 -0700

Will someone please tell me where the carb is on this thing? Well, at least it explains his performance on Saturday Night Live...Michael Phelps got caught on film hitting a bong. If you ever want to sleep at night, don't marry a beautiful g...

Perez Hilton punks Ashton Kutcher, Phish tickets are on sale and making Whoopi with lettuce

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:02:43 -0700

It's been a bad couple of years for Adam Duritz.Wow. He's actually got me rooting for Ashton Kutcher??Perez Hilton's level of reprehensiveness apparently knows no bounds.Thank you for that Whoopi. I'm never going to be able to watch 9 1/2 Weeks ever ...

Britney Spears rehearsal photos, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pregnant and Austin is in serious trouble

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:16:09 -0700

Tom Cruise's impromptu appearance brought smiles to the faces of the womenafflicted with ginormous cranium disease at Manhattan General on Thursday.(AP Photo/ABC, Ida Mae Astute) It's okay. I once thought my sprained ankle was Chondrodysplasia P...

Billy Powell's free as a bird now, Terrell Owens' new show, and Karl Rove's got chutzpah

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:24:51 -0700

Dick Van Patten's best days are long behind him.My people refer to this as "chutzpah."Karl Rove's asking President Obama to support his efforts to avoid testifying. Reeeeeeeeeeeaalllly? Really!?It shouldn't surprise anyone. I mean, Paulie S...