LA Political Satire Examiner

The First Annual Cable News Alternate Titles Contest

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:02:19 -0700

Insert photo caption or credit here I don’t know if you all know this, but when a major cable news network launches a news show, they ask a bunch of Hollywood entertainment executives for “zazzy” alternative titles to the ...

2. Cambell Brown: No Bias

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:25:09 -0700

"CAMPBELL BROWN: LUKEWARM WATER"

Courtesy of Google Images

3. The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:15:36 -0700

"THE BEARD"

Courtesy of Google Images

1. Anderson Cooper 360

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:13:31 -0700

"AM I?... OR AREN'T I?"

(I'll never tell, ladies!)

4. Lou Dobbs

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:06:27 -0700

"THE WALL"

5. The Rachel Maddow Show

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:02:50 -0700

"WALTER CRON-DYKE!"

6. Countdown with Keith Olbermann

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:59:25 -0700

"I DON'T LIKE YOU AND HERE'S WHY" (in ten short minutes)

7. Hardball with Chris Matthews

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:54:15 -0700

"NO INTERNAL FILTER"

8. Meet The Press

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:50:59 -0700

"ANNOY THE POLITICIAN"

9. Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:40:01 -0700

"BILL CLINTON NAILED ME (but at least he touched my leg) AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TV SHOW"

10. Huckabee

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:33:49 -0700

"MAKING ROCK 'n ROLL UNCOOL" (one episode at a time)

11. Sean Hannity

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:29:49 -0700

"USED CAR SALESMAN"

12. Glenn Beck

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:25:45 -0700

"USED SPACESHIP SALESMAN"

13. The O'Reilly Factor

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:20:55 -0700

"LOOOOUD NOOOOOIIISESS!!!!!!"

14. This Week with George Stephanopolous

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:16:11 -0700

"SUNDAY MORNING TOGA PARTY"

(get it? He's Greek... and used to work for Bill Clinton.)

coutesy of Google images

15. The McLaughlin Group

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:10:29 -0700

"GRUMPY OLD MEN"

(and one ditsy Right-Wing Blonde half their age)

16. The View

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:06:19 -0700

"GRUMPY OLD WOMEN"

(and one ditzy Right-Wing blonde half their age)

courtesy of Google Images

Your Mother's a Tea-Bagger

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:49:51 -0700

Courtesy of DAVID WEIGELHey folks! Lookin’ for something to do this Wednesday? Something that is not only patriotic, but fun? Then come on down to Joe’s Truck n Tow and tea-bag the heck out of your community April 15th!That’s right...

Silvio Dante sends his resume in to AIG

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:49:24 -0700

Silvio Dante's Resume (973) 555-1212 1712 N. Main St. Patterson, NJ Ey! With the economic downturn, my usual avenues of income ain’t e...

How to become A Right-Wing radio or TV personality

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:40:24 -0700

My last article dealt with FOX NEWS TV nutcase, conspiracy theorist, false messiah Glenn Beck and his “9-12 project.” Recently he has been taking his fake crying and populist outrage and SORT OF stating that there MIGHT be a govern...