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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:57:46 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Pregocalypse</title>				
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				 Don&apos;t get pregnant here Here&amp;rsquo;s a tip for all you Peruvian gals out there- don&amp;rsquo;t get pregnant. Apparently, it&amp;rsquo;s incredibly bad for your health. Amnesty International reported today on the &amp;lsquo;scandalous rates&amp;rsquo; of death amon...
				
				
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				<category>global signs</category>
				
				<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:16:47 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Richard Grieco is Dead</title>				
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				A composite image of what Grieco might look like if he were with us today America still reels from the deaths of superstars Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson- not to mention the untimely passings of Ed McMahon, Billy Mays and Karl Malden. Do we real...
				
				
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				<category>fake news</category>
				
				<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:19:20 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Celebrity Death Rally</title>				
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				 RIP It is NOT a good time to be rich and famous in America. The Grim Reaper has seen it fit to take the lives of three celebrities in the past few days. One has to wonder... has his bloodlust been sated? Or will more celebrity deaths follow in the c...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:18:17 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>More Tweets from Iran</title>				
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				&amp;nbsp;  &amp;nbsp; At this point, I assume I don&apos;t need to fill any of y&apos;all in on the harrowing news coming out of Iran this past week. It seems everyone I speak with has a pretty good grasp of what&apos;s going on- or what appears to be going on. Suffice to...
				
				
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				<category>twitterocalypse</category>
				
				<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:33:36 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Tweets from Iran</title>				
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				&amp;nbsp;  &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;The situation in Iran continues to grow more dire with each passing hour. Due to a nationwide media blackout, social networking sites such as Myspace, YouTube and, in particular, Twitter have become the only reliable means for Ir...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:56:13 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Iranocalypse</title>				
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				&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Is a full-scale revolution brewing in Iran? Unless you&apos;ve been plotting the downfall of America in an Afghani mountain cave for the last week or so, you&apos;re probably aware of the widespread strife currently besieging the Islamic Rep...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:28:48 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>The day the fun died: Six Flags files for bankruptcy</title>				
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				&amp;nbsp;  Do you remember where you were the day the fun died?&amp;nbsp; The Financial Apocalypse has claimed another victim. Yesterday, iconic theme-park chain Six Flags filed for Chapter 11. Unable to meet burgeoning billion-dollar debts, the 48-year-old...
				
				
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				<category>financial apocalypse</category>
				
				<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:56:35 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Death by Goose</title>				
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				 Behold the true face of evil Greetings fellow paranoids... it&apos;s been a while. I know I&apos;ve been distant, but I&apos;ve been dealing with a few of my own personal Armageddons. Now, I&apos;m not a particularly intelligent or perceptive person- anyone who&apos;s read ...
				
				
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				<category>mother nature&apos;s wrath</category>
				
				<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:30:59 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>The Gayocalypse</title>				
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				 The battle may be over, but the war is far from won Word came down from up high this morning... there will be no gay marriage in the state of California. At least for now. The California Supreme Court decided today to uphold a same-sex marriage ban ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 19:19:03 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Safe Places- Albuquerque</title>				
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				 Albuquerque, New Mexico- your one-stop post-apocalyptic destination &amp;nbsp; In my recent article Safe Places, I raised that age-old question- if you could select from absolutely any conceivable destination, where would you choose to spend the End of ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 14:02:49 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Swine flu apocalypse averted?</title>				
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				Apparently, we&apos;re not all going to die. So eat some more pork. Remember the swine flu? Just a few short weeks ago, this unstoppable hybrid influenza strain was poised to wipe out the entire human race- or at least you could be forgiven for believing ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 16:53:35 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Creationist Apocalypse</title>				
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				 A beauty, ain&apos;t she? Look at those opposable thumbs and weep, Creationists &amp;nbsp; Put down those Bibles, kids- it&apos;s time for Creationism to die a much-deserved, long-overdue death. Meet&amp;nbsp;Darwinius masillae,&amp;nbsp;the Creationist Movement Killer. ...
				
				
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				<category>god is dead</category>
				
				<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 14:46:01 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Safe Places</title>				
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				 It&apos;s a seaman&apos;s life for me If you could select from absolutely any conceivable destination, where would you choose to spend the End of Days? Odds are, you&apos;d want to pick a safe locale, a place to bunker down and wait out the Apocalypse- and perhaps...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 17:14:46 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Jordan and Peter- Beginning of the End</title>				
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				 The world&apos;s most perfect union... shattered forever? British &apos;supermodel&apos; Katie Price- aka Jordan- and her Antipodean hubby, &apos;singer-songwriter&apos; Peter Andre, have announced their plans to separate. For just over four and a half years, humanity&apos;s pre...
				
				
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				<category>celebrity apocalypse</category>
				
				<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 17:20:42 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>la fin du monde</title>				
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				 Another day, another step toward Oblivion Recently, I was contacted by Olivier Charles, webmaster of the French-based Apocalypse site, la fin du monde- or &apos;the end of the world&apos;. Olivier had come across one of my recent articles concerning the Histo...
				
				
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				<category>friends of the apocalypse</category>
				
				<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 13:19:17 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>eBay Ninja</title>				
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				 Just think- this could be you.The concept of the Ninja has always been the epitome of cool, at least for everyone fortunate enough to be born with a penis. But outside of kung-fu movies and the occasional ultra-violent videogame, the venerable ways ...
				
				
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				<category>shopping guide</category>
				
				<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 12:03:35 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Twitterin&apos; toward Oblivion</title>				
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				 Anyone got a rifle handy?Here&apos;s a sure sign of the coming Apocalypse for ya- I, Wyatt Shev, have joined the Twitter &apos;revolution&apos;.Excuse me whilst I retch a little.It&apos;s sad but true- I&apos;m one of &apos;them&apos; now. And that&apos;s saying something- I managed to st...
				
				
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				<category>twitterocalypse</category>
				
				<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 01:06:21 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Nancy Reagan&apos;s Apocalypse</title>				
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				 How can anything this beautiful be that bad?First off, Apocalypse Fanatics, let me apologize for my tardiness. I realize I haven&apos;t been posting new articles with my usual enthusiastic vigor. Let&apos;s just say I&apos;ve been recovering from a particularly na...
				
				
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				<category>political apocalypse</category>
				
				<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 21:29:26 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Swine flu infections continue to rise Stateside</title>				
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				 Behind bars is the only place for you, murdererThe &apos;swine flu&apos; virus continues it&apos;s slow, determined march into American territory.The latest statistics? A total of 64 laboratory-confirmed cases in the United States. New York bears the brunt of Stat...
				
				
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				<category>global signs</category>
				
				<category>mother nature&apos;s wrath</category>
				
				<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:00:05 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Swine Flu goes global</title>				
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				 Meet the new face of DeathMove over, avian influenza- there&apos;s a new human/animal flu pandemic threat on the block. A deadly pig-flu virus- capable of passing between pigs and human beings- is set to wreak havok on a global scale. This malevolent str...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 16:28:07 -0700</pubDate>
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