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				<title>Leggo that Eggo shortage!</title>				
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				 FROZEN WAFFLE MARKET SHAREHayley Perkins, DeadlineNews Group Switch to pancakes. Consider cheese-eating surrender monkey French toast. Buy a waffle iron. Skip breakfast.Kellogg&apos;s Eggo, the nation&apos;s No. 1 brand of frozen waffles, with a 73 percent ma...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:31:15 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Using blasphemy to spread &apos;The Word&apos;</title>				
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				Is nothing sacred in the techno-age?Christians often say they hold the rights to the greatest story ever told, but God-fearing geeks among them swear, when it comes to using modern technology to pitch that story, well, church marketing really sucks -...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:47:57 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>LAPD busts Spider-Man in Hollywood</title>				
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				Video image KABC-TV (ABC-7) Los Angeles, CASpider-Man is out on $5,500 bail after the Incredible Hulk, Wonder Woman, Superman and other super heroes stood by on Hollywood Boulevard Thursday as the Los Angeles Police Department busted the web slinger ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:26:59 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>iPhone app translates &apos;baby cry&apos; into three languages</title>				
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				  DeadlineNews Group Image &amp;copy; 2009     Offbeat iPhone Apps       Swine flu finder          Offbeat iPhone apps     &apos;Baby Killer&apos; app snatched     Still more iPhone apps                    Babies have a lot more to say than just &amp;quot;Put somethin...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:58:57 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Jesus image rides pickup truck</title>				
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				Jim Stevens of Jonesborough, TN won&apos;t be washing his pick-up or rolling down the window any time soon. An image, clearly resembling Jesus, shows up with condensation every morning. The image, on the driver&apos;s side window of his pick-up, has been appea...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:44:45 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Most condoms get the job done - safely</title>				
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				 What you can&apos;t see could hurt you and your lover Condoms that provide warming pleasure, extra lubrication, special sensitivity or &amp;quot;ribbed ecstasy&amp;quot; will keep you safe from sexually transmitted diseases and add a little zing to your roll in ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:33:03 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>United Airlines loses luggage of virtual &apos;broken guitar&apos; celebrity</title>				
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				 YouTube: &apos;United Breaks Guitars,&apos; Dave CarrollRemember Dave Carroll, the Canadian musician who, in the summer of 2008, hit virtual stardom by YouTubing a ditty about his loved Taylor guitar broken by United Airlines baggage handlers?More than a year...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:36:31 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Alleged prostitute with &apos;Phillies Fever&apos; latest virtual celebrity</title>				
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				  Susan Finkelstein (FaceBook Photo)    Related Offbeat News       Spontaneous orgasms real, rare     Scoring with iPhone app     Asian import &apos;restores&apos; virginity     Busty &apos;BarBe Q&apos; back on the block                    A Philadelphia Phillies fanat...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:06:08 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Freakishly fit 5-year-old wins Guinness record</title>				
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				 Giuliano Stroe flexes, mugs. Photo: YouTube What do you give a kid who has six-pack abs before he&apos;s 6? Anything he wants, including a Guinness world record he won for  setting the fastest-ever record for a 10-meter (33 feet) hand walk with a weight ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:13:05 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Persistent, spontaneous orgasms rare, but painfully real</title>				
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				 &amp;quot;Grey&apos;s Anatomy&amp;quot; writers didn&apos;t invent Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS) to spice up their ratings. The dramatization was based on a rare, but real condition in women that causes spontaneous orgasms by the dozens. And if you think ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:01:13 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Hundreds line up to flip burgers for $10 an hour</title>				
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				Hiring in UtahAfter the In-N-Out Burger chain announced opening restaurants in Orem and Draper, UT, hundreds showed up at a Provo Marriott to apply for one of 150 positions.The region expects the same turn out when interviews for the American Fork&apos;s ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:18:50 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Persistent, spontaneous orgasms rare, but painfully real</title>				
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				 &amp;quot;Grey&apos;s Anatomy&amp;quot; writers didn&apos;t invent Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS) to spice up their ratings. The dramatization was based on a rare, but real condition in women that causes spontaneous orgasms by the dozens. And if you think ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:14:57 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Black Barbie&apos;s back, wrapped in plastic controversy</title>				
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				 Kara and Kianna, &apos;So In Style&apos; sistahsThere&apos;s a new black Barbie on the block and she&apos;s wrapped in plastic with the same kind of racial tension headache controversy that came packed with the first black Barbie.Mattel recently released a new &amp;quot;So...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:15:17 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Maria Shriver busted for connectile dysfunction</title>				
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				AP Photo/TMZCalifornia&apos;s first lady Maria Shriver was busted (as in caught in the act, but not arrested) this week for breaking a state cell phone rule her husband Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed into law last year.Paparazzi, positioned on a street...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:21:17 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Scorned Pepsi iPhone AMP App also scores</title>				
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				Another iPhone App has critics in a twitter -- on Twitter and beyond.&amp;quot;AMP Up Before You Score&amp;quot; promotes Pepsi&apos;s AMP energy drink by telling guys how to score with women based on two dozen &amp;quot;types&amp;quot; provided by the application.For ex...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:10:21 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Egyptians pan Asian import that &apos;restores&apos; virginity</title>				
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				Hymen in a boxAn Asian import grants a woman a sort of &amp;quot;do over&amp;quot; on her first time in the sack and conservative Egyptian lawmakers want to ban the device, unambiguously named the &amp;quot;Artificial Virginity Hymen.&amp;quot;After a woman inserts ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:28:27 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Pistol-packing soccer mom shot to death</title>				
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				 Meleanie Hain at soccer practice (Photo: AP)In a story loaded with irony, a Glock-toting mom who packed heat during her daughter&apos;s soccer practice was allegedly shot by her husband as she video chatted online with a friend.The shooting occurred duri...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:34:25 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>&apos;Whatever...&apos; most annoying term</title>				
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				 Anyway, at the end of the day, in a recent Marist poll, that, you know, is what it is, nearly half of Americans &amp;ndash; 47 percent &amp;ndash; said they find &amp;quot;whatever&amp;quot; the most annoying word or phrase. The survey of 938 U.S. adults by telepho...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:29:58 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Hero pilot, woman finalists in mustache competition</title>				
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				 Chesley &amp;quot;Sully&amp;quot; SullenbergerThe U.S. Airways pilot who safely ditched a jetliner in New York Hudson&apos;s river may be the sentimental favorite to win top honors from the American Mustache Institute.Chesley &amp;quot;Sully&amp;quot; Sullenberger is am...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:23:01 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Frozen Ted Williams head allegedly used for batting practice</title>				
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				 Ted WillliamsA former cryonics executive, whistleblower Larry Johnson says cryonics laboratory employees repeatedly abused the frozen head of baseball legend Ted Williams.In his new book &amp;quot;Frozen: My Journey into the World of Cryonics, Deception...
				
				
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