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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:26:54 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Time for a balloon boy blackout</title>				
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				 Sweet balloon boy iclipart.com If you&amp;rsquo;ve had enough of the balloon boy story, raise your hand.&amp;nbsp; If you think that one more second of media attention plays right into the hands of balloon boy&amp;rsquo;s dad, raise your hand.&amp;nbsp; If you don&amp;...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:23:49 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Texting while driving is dangerous ... big duh!</title>				
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				News flash:  recent studies have shown that texting while driving can result in up to twenty-three times more car accidents than if we pay attention at the wheel. Is anybody surprised at this statistic? Do we really need funded studies to tell us tha...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:45:54 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Does Pizza Hut Deliver on Yom Kippur?</title>				
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				As I write this column, I&amp;rsquo;m thinking about food, which is a pretty natural state for me. But today it&amp;rsquo;s especially odd as we approach Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement and fasting.Usually the fast itself is no big deal for me.  The day of ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:44:09 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Who&apos;s sorry now? Joe, Serena, Kanye ... who&apos;s next?</title>				
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				Does the buck stop with Kanye?  Who&amp;rsquo;s the next one to do something outrageously rude to capture the headlines? It&amp;rsquo;s already been a few days of civility. This is getting boring.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Kanye stole the nasty prize from Serena who&amp;rsquo...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:06:44 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Have whatever you want even if it&apos;s not on the McDonald&apos;s dollar menu</title>				
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				I&amp;rsquo;ve decided that today is my birthday. Again. Not that this old girl needs any extra birthdays, thank you, but the real one last month pretty much blew. So today I&amp;rsquo;m taking a do-over. I figure if I can move time with a VCR or DVR and wat...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:48:57 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>I think I need a retirement consultant</title>				
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				I&amp;rsquo;m not exactly retired, but I think I need a retirement consultant. They have them now, you know. Really they do.  I read about them today in a magazine.  You can actually hire one of these people to help you retire.At first I nearly laughed m...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:16:26 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Comedienne sued by mother-in-law</title>				
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				Did you hear the one about the comedienne whose mother-in-law is suing her for telling mother-in-law jokes?  Pretty funny, huh?Pretty brilliant, I say.  The way I figure it, maybe this woman decided that her daughter-in-law&amp;rsquo;s career needed a PR...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:15:43 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>The ups and downsizing of growing up</title>				
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				This morning I took a Yoga class with an instructor named Rivka. What kind of name is that for a Yoga instructor?  Was she going to say Oy Vey instead of Namaste?  Rivka didn&amp;rsquo;t quite hit five feet, she had skinny legs, bulgy knees and gnarled f...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 09:44:53 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Back to school with The Beatles</title>				
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				Ringo was my favorite Beatle.  Well, to be quite frank, he really wasn&amp;rsquo;t my favorite, but by the time I made up my mind, all the others were taken.  A couple of years have passed since I plastered my walls with Ringo posters, punctured all my c...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 06:26:13 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Who cares about Brett Favre already?</title>				
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				Okay, I am now officially convinced that men are the inferior sex. I kind of always knew it, but my hypothesis was confirmed this morning when I turned on ESPN and the very first story was speculation about whether or not Brett Favre would join the V...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:21:36 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Acai Berry 101: How to answer the fat-burning questions of life</title>				
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				I&amp;rsquo;ve been trying not to think about losing weight while trying to lose weight.  Isn&amp;rsquo;t everybody?  Why else would the internet and infomercial airwaves be choking with weight loss and work out equipment.  The latest craze? Acai Berry diet ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:17:34 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Writing secrets for procrastinators</title>				
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				I&amp;rsquo;ve been writing a book.  I&amp;rsquo;ve been working on it for a couple of years now.  I think about twenty-eight, if I&amp;rsquo;m calculating correctly.   So far I have the title.  Actually I have a number of titles.  I have an extraordinary talent...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:07:57 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Looking the Loehmanns&apos; gift horse in the mouth</title>				
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				I didn&amp;rsquo;t sleep a wink last night, waking up in a sweat, totally out of breath as if I&amp;rsquo;d just completed a three-hour spinning class taught by Lance Armstrong.Why such stress?  I&amp;rsquo;m worried about my upcoming birthday.  I usually have o...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 08:16:27 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Jon and Kate plus hate</title>				
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				&amp;nbsp;The great debate on Jon and Kate	Is, with all that is on their plateHow did Jon have time to dateAnyone who&amp;rsquo;s not his mate?One can only speculateAnd hope he doesn&amp;rsquo;t impregnateYet another, with Kate&amp;rsquo;s traitTo publicly humiliate...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:32:36 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Mustering up the will to live</title>				
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				Today I officially feel old.  Oh, it&amp;rsquo;s not my birthday or any significant anniversary.  But what happened this morning at the doctor&amp;rsquo;s office threw me for a loop.  The first question the receptionist asked me as I signed in for my annual ...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:36:43 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Wake up and smell the Zicam</title>				
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				So now it turns out that while getting rid of your cold, Zicam can also get rid of your sense of smell.  That&amp;rsquo;s what I call a wonder drug. What I wonder is why everyone is so shocked. Really, what else is new?  In a day or two I fully expect to...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:01:04 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>What do Phil Spector and Eric Menendez have in common?</title>				
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				What do incarcerated music mogul Phil Spector and Eric Menendez, plain-old-rich-kid&amp;ndash;who-hated-his-dad, have in common, other than being convicted murderers?  They both have adoring wives who have publicly professed undying love for their murder...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:20:02 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Jon Provost, the real Timmy really really read my last column</title>				
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				Really!  When Jon Provost commented on my last examiner post about Timmy, I couldn&amp;rsquo;t believe it was really him. I thought someone was playing a trick on me. But he invited me to visit the official Jon Provost web site and email him, and guess w...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 19:43:05 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Unrequited love is for the dogs</title>				
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				Should I go to the conference to see him, my long lost love? I&amp;rsquo;m giggly and jiggly inside. My son Cory thinks I&amp;rsquo;m crazy.  Or adorable.  Or embarrassing, and should be ignored at all costs. But I must to see Timmy again. Remember Lassie&amp;rs...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 14:21:44 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Do you take me for an oxy-moron?</title>				
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				This is the last straw!  I refuse to be a victim any more!  I pledge that from this day forward that I will never again fall prey to the lure of the infomercial.  What opened my eyes to close my wallet?  My latest encounter with a so-called miracle p...
				
				
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				<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 08:43:03 -0700</pubDate>
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